This is not my first rodeo when it comes to late summer wildfire smoke. However, this is the first year it has actually had an effect on my overall well-being. Maybe it’s because I’m not a young’n in my 20’s anymore, or maybe it’s because… well, 2020 in general. But the smoke this last week has me in a perpetual state of blegh. I can’t even walk my dog without getting winded, and I know I’m not that out of shape.   

So in light of the current state of affairs, I thought I could use a laugh. I’m sure you could use one too. And after an exhaustive Google search which included academic queries like “funny bugs,” “silly bugs,” and “bugs that make me laugh” I present: Bugs Whose Scientific Names Prove that Scientists are All Just that Nerdy Kid that Got a Cool Job One Day. (For the record, I count myself among them).

Heteropoda davidbowie

Welsh Morphology Photography

Star Wars Bugs

T. chewbacca

Bugs aren’t the only animals that have been graced with Star Wars-influenced scientific names. Everything from bacteria to a fish that actually resembles its namesake, with plenty of bugs in between. 

Harrison Ford has not only an ant, but a spider named for him, and a species of trilobite named for his character Han Solo. There are three species of brachonid wasps named for Darth Vader, Yoda, and Chewbacca. The Sarlacc trapdoor spider. Jedi ants. The list truly goes on. Personally, I’m more of a Star Trek fan, but don’t worry fellow trekkies: we have our fair share of Trek-inspired arthropods.

Agra schwarzeneggeri

Scientists could’t help noticing that this species of carabid beetle looked particularly… buff. The males have enlarged middle femora that gives the impression that they’ve never skipped leg day… they just only worked on one set of legs. 

According to Terry L. Erwin, the entomologist who graced this muscle-y beetle with its name:

“… [my] students had prepared an image of A. schwarzeneggeri and sent it out to Schwarzenegger himself: he signed it “Thanks for thinking of me – Arnold” and returned it.”

Strigiphilus garylarsoni

This one is easily my favorite. I grew up reading Gary Larson comics, which probably primed me for a career in a scientific field (I’m sure there were other influences, too). What scientist doesn’t love a good Gary Larson comic? I personally keep several tucked away in our lab notebooks. 

Gary Larson was apparently quite honored to have this species of chewing louse named for him:

“In a letter to Larson, Clayton praised the cartoonist for “the enormous contribution that my colleagues and I feel you have made to biology through your cartoons.” In his book The Prehistory of the Far Side, Larson stated, “I considered this an extreme honor. Besides, I knew no one was going to write and ask to name a new species of swan after me. You have to grab these opportunities when they come along.””